Quotes

Natasha Lamsdale

  • "I don't eat tuna because it has dolphins in it."
  • "You can whip it with a stick thing". "What you mean a whip?"
  • Talking about the Road Angel Navigator. "Can you see where I am sitting?"
  • "When you are in a relationship you have sex on tap." "What, you actually have sex on a tap?"

Natasha Osborne

  • Playing Need For Speed 2. "Do we have to stop for the red traffic lights?"
  • "Dover is in France"

Jess Wheeler

  • "The earliest pigeon can make is ten to nine. Oh wait that is eight fifty isn't it?"
  • Wearing a Rastafarian Hat. "I am being all American!"
  • "Australia is next to Austria isn't it?"
  • "Amsterdam is in Germany"
  • "What are the balls that go in cannons called?"
  • "Would you like the meal with the extras or a meal with a drink?" "Yes"
  • "The pool table surface is made of wood"
  • "I don't know what a triangle looks like"
  • "I touched a birds bum today and I liked it"
  • "I can't go near the beach without getting wet."
  • "Looking from here the sky looks really far away."
  • "I like my head."

Laura Wield

  • "It is so warm outside that it is like being in a bath, but without getting wet"

Nikki Gates

  • "Argh, that spider has eight legs"
  • "If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit join the club." "Is that the hobnob advert?"
  • "Ohh look the sea has gone." "Yes that is called the tides."
  • Talking about the exit ramps at the Centrale carpark. "It is funny that we haven't met anyone coming the other way."
  • "That looks like Iain but with a J." "Yes Nikki that is another spelling of Jane"
  • "Is zebra meat black and white?"

Holly Kirby

  • "There is a car that warns the driver if they go over the central reservation or hard shoulder line." "What even when you are overtaking?"
  • "Carl's more the Software and Jim's more the Hardware and Jim is very good at bashing!"
  • Playing crazy golf. "These balls look like golf balls. Oh wait a sec they are aren't they!"
  • After typing and running the PS command. "What is this PS process that is running?"
  • "2 per cent of people die", "Right so 2 of every hundred people die", "No. 2 per cent"
  • "You don't like beer so why do you like ginger beer?"
  • While sitting in a plane. "Why can't we open the window?"
  • Talking over webcam. "Can you smell that?"
  • "You have to pay 50p per letter." "Do you have to pay for spaces?"
  • "Windows are not like mirrors. Windows show your reflection."
  • "What is that glove called that boxers use?"
  • Driving in the right hand lane. "Is this a dual carriageway?"

Erin Croly

  • Talking about speed cameras. "How can paint measure your speed?"
  • Talking about the Road Angel Navigator. "Can you see my house"

Lisa Fitzgibbons

  • "Malibu tastes like coconut"

Jenny Leggott

  • "Don't put it through the letterbox, it may be alarmed"

Caroline Arthur

  • "That looks like lost property. Oh wait a minute, it is lost property!"

Emily West

  • My next door neighbour that lives next door.